Bhishma Falls
Story telling- Bhishma couldn’t kill anyone born a man
Drona in Command
Story telling- Drona trades his life for Bhishma
Abhimanyu and Jayadratha
How weak is Krishna that he can’t just obliterate these mortals
Ghatotkacha
Story telling- Abhimanyu and Ghatotkacha were actually lovers, a fact which is only revealed after their deaths
Death of Drona
Why isn’t everyone filled with that same “courage and hope”?
Bhima and Duhshasana
Story telling- everyone forgives the debts of the other and goes him
Arjuna and Karna
Why didn’t these two people just fight in the beginning? Might have saved everyone a lot of bloodshed instead of requiring that everyone fight a battle for their lord.
Story telling- the gods intervened to stop Karna’s cheating
Duryodhana in the Lake
Story telling- Duryodhana just stays in the lake forever and builds a kingdom under the sea
The Raid
Ashwatthaman's Jewel
Story telling- The jewel is actually a mind-control device
Mourning
Story telling- Dhritarashtra stopped the battle before it started because he’s the father of basically everyone and patriarchy seems to be pretty important
The Pandavas and Bhishma
Wait he was never guilty of a sin? Ever?
King Yudhishthira's Horse
Story telling- Krishna has to be careful of what he says because everything that he says becomes fact/reality
Parikshit
Horse Sacrifice
Story telling- no horse comes forward to be sacrificed
The Mongoose
Wait huh
The Forest and its Ghosts
Story telling- the women don’t die for their husbands
Death of Krishna
That was quick.
The Pandavas Depart
Wow, these gods are not messing around. Those are such minor sins.
The Afterlife
#TheCakeIsALie
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| Yudhishthira and the Dog Source: Wikipedia |
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